








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1000 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 375 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3139 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,745 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4578 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5584 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5969 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3614 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,214,894 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 57% | 28 | ||
| 56% | 45 | ||
| #3 | Skillerx | 54% | 26 |
| #4 | PlayOnAWoodPc | 52% | 50 |
| #5 | R97 | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 56% | 45 | ||
| #3 | Skillerx | 54% | 26 |
| #4 | PlayOnAWoodPc | 52% | 50 |
| #5 | R97 | 46% | 24 |
| #6 | Babu_S211 | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babu_S211 | 5 | 0.0074 |
| 2 | 0.0021 | ||
| 1 | 0.0017 | ||
| #4 | Skillerx | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PlayOnAWoodPc | 186 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | Babu_S211 | 160 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| 94 | 0.16 | 2 min | ||
| #4 | Skillerx | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| 28 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rainer Stoff | +0.37 | 53 | 69 |
| +0.19 | 39 | 61 | ||
| +0.15 | 50 | 51 | ||
| #4 | Skillerx | -0.09 | 22 | 25 |
| #5 | R97 | -0.43 | 43 | 65 |





