








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1964 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 653 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 184 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5858 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,342 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2094 | 13% |
| Smokes | 5575 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4927 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3746 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,321,985 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 770 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sammy' | 66% | 65 |
| #2 | [REZ] Nephren | 49% | 150 |
| #3 | PrimeTime Dr.Alice | 47% | 81 |
| #4 | PrimeTime † Lazarus † | 45% | 66 |
| #5 | Xpgamer96 | 42% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sammy' | +11.11 | 96 | 69 |
| #2 | [REZ] Nephren | +2.96 | 52 | 28 |
| #3 | PrimeTime Dr.Alice | +0.16 | 39 | 48 |
| #4 | PrimeTime Hanniball@VHM | -0.16 | 26 | 39 |
| #5 | PrimeTime † Lazarus † | -0.56 | 21 | 53 |





