








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 267 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1746 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2385 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1563 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 576 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1723 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $663,050 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E. Jack Ulayte | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | ☪️ʚ♛SUPUKI💤美惜ニローニɞ💜 | 56% | 121 |
| #3 | Phil | 55% | 42 |
| #4 | Mr.Phantastic | 54% | 68 |
| #5 | pretty boopie | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | dashNTP [diamondhands] | 50% | 102 |
| #10 | bNastyy | 46% | 54 |
| #11 | Spookie_GRND | 42% | 45 |
| #12 | EdgΞ 🐼 | 39% | 36 |
| #13 | Jessica ♥ Rose° 장미 | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meepins64 | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | ☪️ʚ♛SUPUKI💤美惜ニローニɞ💜 | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Phil | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | E. Jack Ulayte | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Airexial | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Airexial | 363 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | ☪️ʚ♛SUPUKI💤美惜ニローニɞ💜 | 360 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | dashNTP [diamondhands] | 234 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Mr.Phantastic | 184 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | bNastyy | 164 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUPUKI_GRND | +4.17 | 80 | 69 |
| #2 | ☪️ʚ♛SUPUKI💤美惜ニローニɞ💜 | +3.57 | 80 | 68 |
| #3 | Spookie_GRND | +2.24 | 84 | 65 |
| #4 | Meepins64 | +1.75 | 83 | 41 |
| #5 | pretty boopie | +0.78 | 75 | 51 |





