








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 961 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 603 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6929 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1934 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3981 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4662 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2333 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,592,098 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pretty boopie | 58% | 104 |
| #2 | SUPUKI_GRND | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | ☪️ʚ♛SUPUKI💤美惜ニローニɞ💜 | 54% | 435 |
| #4 | Spookie_GRND | 54% | 120 |
| #5 | Phil | 53% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | perry the platypus | 52% | 187 |
| #9 | E. Jack Ulayte | 51% | 70 |
| #10 | Airexial | 51% | 481 |
| #11 | dashNTP [diamondhands] | 51% | 397 |
| #12 | EdgΞ 🐼 | 48% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☪️ʚ♛SUPUKI💤美惜ニローニɞ💜 | 14 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Airexial | 11 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | dashNTP [diamondhands] | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Mr.Phantastic | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Phil | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Airexial | 1449 | 0.14 | 33 min |
| #2 | ☪️ʚ♛SUPUKI💤美惜ニローニɞ💜 | 1319 | 0.14 | 36 min |
| #3 | dashNTP [diamondhands] | 995 | 0.12 | 27 min |
| #4 | bNastyy | 847 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #5 | Mr.Phantastic | 822 | 0.11 | 23 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☪️ʚ♛SUPUKI💤美惜ニローニɞ💜 | +3.18 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | Spookie_GRND | +2.59 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | Meepins64 | +1.60 | 83 | 43 |
| #4 | SUPUKI_GRND | +1.03 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | pretty boopie | +1.00 | 84 | 36 |





