








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 471 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4542 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,147 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6655 | 25% |
| Smokes | 9498 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 4406 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5588 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $699,047 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☪️ʚ♛SUPUKI💤美惜ニローニɞ💜 | 55% | 306 |
| #2 | perry the platypus | 53% | 116 |
| #3 | E. Jack Ulayte | 52% | 46 |
| #4 | bNastyy | 52% | 199 |
| #5 | Meepins64 | 51% | 481 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | SUPUKI_GRND | 50% | 34 |
| #9 | Mr.Phantastic | 50% | 270 |
| #10 | EdgΞ 🐼 | 49% | 166 |
| #11 | pretty boopie | 48% | 85 |
| #12 | Phil | 43% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meepins64 | 10 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | ☪️ʚ♛SUPUKI💤美惜ニローニɞ💜 | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | dashNTP [diamondhands] | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Mr.Phantastic | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | E. Jack Ulayte | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☪️ʚ♛SUPUKI💤美惜ニローニɞ💜 | 861 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #2 | Mr.Phantastic | 660 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #3 | dashNTP [diamondhands] | 634 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #4 | bNastyy | 552 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #5 | perry the platypus | 475 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☪️ʚ♛SUPUKI💤美惜ニローニɞ💜 | +3.19 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | Spookie_GRND | +2.90 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | SUPUKI_GRND | +2.04 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | Meepins64 | +1.80 | 83 | 43 |
| #5 | pretty boopie | +0.85 | 81 | 41 |





