








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 684 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 230 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5643 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2388 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3103 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2664 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3751 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,494,900 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zekkY | 66% | 117 |
| #2 | 4e | 65% | 141 |
| #3 | Shabootiqui | 62% | 293 |
| #4 | ε°δΈγ¦γγγ | 59% | 56 |
| #5 | skeym | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shabootiqui | 412 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #2 | 4e | 411 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | ε°δΈγ¦γγγ | 173 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | zekkY | 151 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | ZmoklΓ½Ε kreΔok | 116 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΈπͺπ¬πͺ | +2.70 | 84 | 52 |
| #2 | skeym | +0.61 | 84 | 64 |
| #3 | Shabootiqui | +0.24 | 78 | 57 |
| #4 | zekkY | +0.19 | 71 | 51 |
| #5 | ZmoklΓ½Ε kreΔok | -0.40 | 72 | 64 |





