








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1189 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,778 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2027 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1283 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1071 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 397 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $141,248 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RON1N | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | sponsoo | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | ★Tesak★ | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | Kink | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Shabootiqui | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | sponsoo | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | ★Tesak★ | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | Kink | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Shabootiqui | 53% | 17 |
| #6 | 𝘸𝘪𝘬𝘪 | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sponsoo | 4 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | 𝘸𝘪𝘬𝘪 | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | ★Tesak★ | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Shabootiqui | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | RON1N | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Tesak★ | 45 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | 𝘸𝘪𝘬𝘪 | 43 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Shabootiqui | 26 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | sponsoo | 25 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | RON1N | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RON1N | +3.71 | 93 | 55 |
| #2 | 𝘸𝘪𝘬𝘪 | +2.87 | 85 | 42 |
| #3 | ★Tesak★ | +1.53 | 64 | 66 |
| #4 | Kink | +0.96 | 80 | 19 |
| #5 | ZmoklýŠkrečok | +0.30 | 70 | 59 |





