








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 783 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 227 matches | ||
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2098 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3358 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2764 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4793 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,414,988 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΈπͺπ¬πͺ | 66% | 117 |
| #2 | Shabootiqui | 59% | 108 |
| #3 | grebx | 57% | 95 |
| #4 | 4e | 56% | 322 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΈπͺπ¬πͺ | 66% | 117 |
| #2 | Shabootiqui | 59% | 108 |
| #3 | grebx | 57% | 95 |
| #4 | 4e | 56% | 322 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shabootiqui | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | 4e | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | πΈπͺπ¬πͺ | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | grebx | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4e | 628 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | πΈπͺπ¬πͺ | 227 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Shabootiqui | 177 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | grebx | 4 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zekkY | +3.30 | 77 | 50 |
| #2 | πΈπͺπ¬πͺ | +2.95 | 84 | 52 |
| #3 | Shabootiqui | +0.44 | 77 | 59 |
| #4 | 4e | -1.08 | 64 | 50 |
| #5 | grebx | -3.31 | 40 | 10 |





