








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1394 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1324 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 816 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1481 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $797,314 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bogan | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Mugshot | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | Punguans | 58% | 84 |
| #4 | saion ✪ | 53% | 57 |
| #5 | Jaykae :) | 52% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bogan | 14 | 0.0317 |
| #2 | Punguans | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | saion ✪ | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Jaykae :) | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | henos | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Punguans | 447 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #2 | Jaykae :) | 380 | 0.39 | 10 min |
| #3 | saion ✪ | 276 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #4 | ToFFy,,,,,,, | 209 | 0.35 | 5 min |
| #5 | henos | 136 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Punguans | +3.20 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | Jaykae :) | +3.05 | 68 | 79 |
| #3 | Bogan | +0.66 | 63 | 60 |
| #4 | ToFFy,,,,,,, | +0.16 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | henos | -0.26 | 70 | 54 |





