








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 318 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2946 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5369 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3633 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5141 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,045,313 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 684 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MKiNG | 53% | 133 |
| #2 | Martinéz[1g] | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | Hakuna.#<3 | 49% | 332 |
| #4 | Lawk | 49% | 96 |
| #5 | Gabon | 48% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hakuna.#<3 | 23 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | 🌀JohnJayJackson🌀 | 20 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | KeksBecken | 16 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | 1brillianz | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Chris.kyle | 9 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hakuna.#<3 | 1927 | 0.28 | 53 min |
| #2 | 1brillianz | 549 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | Pulsestylez | 490 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | MKiNG | 411 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #5 | 🌀JohnJayJackson🌀 | 355 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MKiNG | +2.86 | 92 | 66 |
| #2 | ⍟ PlebSter | +2.86 | 88 | 77 |
| #3 | TPS | +2.45 | 73 | 76 |
| #4 | 1brillianz | +2.16 | 80 | 69 |
| #5 | Chris.kyle | +0.85 | 63 | 61 |





