








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 178 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
286 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 38 | 11% |
| Smokes | 111 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 83 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 105 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $66,036 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iTzRushhh | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | ShweetTee | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Divine | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | Treble | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | Emojier | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johnny Hollywood | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Divine | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | EdgeOfaKHole | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Dante Wick | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | TѲЖЇC Abstract | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Divine | 100 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Johnny Hollywood | 89 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Dante Wick | 59 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | TѲЖЇC Abstract | 20 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | BIG E Z | 20 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emojier | +5.09 | 66 | 58 |
| #2 | BIG E Z | +3.92 | 87 | 38 |
| #3 | EdgeOfaKHole | +3.67 | 84 | 14 |
| #4 | Treble | +3.20 | 80 | 60 |
| #5 | xdBananna | +2.63 | 42 | 43 |





