








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 787 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4890 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,946 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6437 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5602 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3898 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5009 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,288,101 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oski | 56% | 159 |
| #2 | Kush | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | craig26524 | 53% | 38 |
| #4 | Blinkie | 53% | 232 |
| #5 | Dooms Day | 53% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blinkie | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | LeDon Gibroni | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Dooms Day | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | craig26524 | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | DiscipleTD | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blinkie | 1042 | 0.21 | 26 min |
| #2 | Oski | 545 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #3 | sneeZ3 | 237 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Scahh | 199 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | LeDon Gibroni | 194 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joker | +2.49 | 88 | 75 |
| #2 | Oski | +0.75 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | Deathray2 | +0.53 | 56 | 48 |
| #4 | Scahh | +0.26 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | birdUP | +0.23 | 78 | 53 |





