








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3943 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,269 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3046 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3797 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2579 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2847 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,103,034 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scahh | 60% | 75 |
| #2 | Deathray2 | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | LeDon Gibroni | 57% | 88 |
| #4 | c!nd3r | 56% | 73 |
| #5 | joker | 56% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Blinkie | 53% | 285 |
| #8 | CfH | 52% | 151 |
| #9 | Dooms Day | 51% | 143 |
| #10 | DiscipleTD | 47% | 30 |
| #11 | Kush | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sneeZ3 | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | joker | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Dooms Day | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | LeDon Gibroni | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Blinkie | 5 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blinkie | 1115 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #2 | joker | 808 | 0.23 | 23 min |
| #3 | Dooms Day | 390 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | sneeZ3 | 222 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | LeDon Gibroni | 186 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deathray2 | +2.35 | 50 | 49 |
| #2 | joker | +2.04 | 88 | 77 |
| #3 | Oski | +1.29 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | Scahh | +0.47 | 78 | 67 |
| #5 | c!nd3r | +0.44 | 74 | 58 |





