








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1659 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,608 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1153 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2421 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3808 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 2226 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $548,040 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4c3r | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | John J. Flick | 52% | 166 |
| #3 | asiWizardes | 48% | 199 |
| #4 | asiDandie | 44% | 55 |
| #5 | kulich | 43% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | asiDandie | 44% | 55 |
| #5 | kulich | 43% | 122 |
| #6 | asiMystik | 43% | 51 |
| #7 | SneakyBat | 39% | 41 |
| #8 | asiSympho | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John J. Flick | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | 4c3r | 8 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | asiWizardes | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | asiSympho | 4 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | asiMystik | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John J. Flick | 558 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | asiWizardes | 345 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | asiMystik | 144 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | 4c3r | 114 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | kulich | 44 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asiWizardes | +5.62 | 73 | 74 |
| #2 | 4c3r | +3.99 | 85 | 50 |
| #3 | asiDandie | +0.35 | 46 | 31 |
| #4 | John J. Flick | -0.46 | 54 | 71 |
| #5 | kulich | -1.29 | 49 | 46 |





