








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1191 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,545 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 26 | 1% |
| Smokes | 1191 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1144 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1184 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $382,340 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asiSympho | 51% | 76 |
| #2 | kulich | 51% | 83 |
| #3 | John J. Flick | 47% | 105 |
| #4 | asiWizardes | 45% | 158 |
| #5 | 4c3r | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | asiWizardes | 45% | 158 |
| #5 | 4c3r | 44% | 27 |
| #6 | Nigel | 44% | 55 |
| #7 | asiMystik | 40% | 60 |
| #8 | SneakyBat | 36% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asiWizardes | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | John J. Flick | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | asiSympho | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | SneakyBat | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | 4c3r | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asiWizardes | 295 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | John J. Flick | 271 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | asiMystik | 183 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | asiSympho | 105 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | 4c3r | 69 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asiWizardes | +5.57 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | 4c3r | +4.74 | 88 | 49 |
| #3 | asiDandie | -0.04 | 47 | 30 |
| #4 | kulich | -1.14 | 48 | 37 |
| #5 | asiSympho | -1.45 | 55 | 59 |





