








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
326 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 644 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 192 | 30% |
| Smokes | 65 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 235 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 152 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $98,602 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frog | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | Deadass22k | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | Winnie the Xi | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Paw2k | 57% | 42 |
| #5 | Peachy Fruit Cat | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Deadass22k | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | Winnie the Xi | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Paw2k | 57% | 42 |
| #5 | Peachy Fruit Cat | 48% | 23 |
| #6 | Wietboompje | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paw2k | 6 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Winnie the Xi | 4 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Deadass22k | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | frog | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Winnie the Xi | 61 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | Paw2k | 56 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | frog | 26 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Peachy Fruit Cat | 24 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Wietboompje | 15 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Winnie the Xi | +3.27 | 72 | 57 |
| #2 | frog | +2.57 | 83 | 76 |
| #3 | Peachy Fruit Cat | +2.51 | 79 | 57 |
| #4 | Deadass22k | -0.82 | 36 | 29 |
| #5 | Paw2k | -0.91 | 31 | 57 |





