








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 322 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 981 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1153 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 882 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 839 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $587,293 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 729 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | richrickyc107 | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Deadass22k | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | Paw2k | 55% | 77 |
| #4 | Peachy Fruit Cat | 54% | 57 |
| #5 | frog | 54% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Wietboompje | 54% | 28 |
| #7 | dazOr <3 | 50% | 8 |
| #8 | siKH^ | 50% | 8 |
| #9 | inz | 50% | 10 |
| #10 | Gnutmi | 47% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paw2k | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Deadass22k | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | frog | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Gnutmi | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | dazOr <3 | 1 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paw2k | 119 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | frog | 113 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Peachy Fruit Cat | 71 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Wietboompje | 49 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | dazOr <3 | 32 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Winnie the Xi | +3.16 | 70 | 62 |
| #2 | inz | +1.23 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | Peachy Fruit Cat | +1.17 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | frog | -0.64 | 83 | 72 |
| #5 | dazOr <3 | -0.77 | 53 | 74 |





