








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,970 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 135 | 3% |
| Smokes | 1040 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1263 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1532 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $560,643 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | richrickyc107 | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | Winnie the Xi | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | Paw2k | 47% | 105 |
| #4 | Wietboompje | 46% | 26 |
| #5 | frog | 46% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Paw2k | 47% | 105 |
| #4 | Wietboompje | 46% | 26 |
| #5 | frog | 46% | 70 |
| #6 | Peachy Fruit Cat | 45% | 66 |
| #7 | Gnutmi | 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paw2k | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Winnie the Xi | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | frog | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Peachy Fruit Cat | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Gnutmi | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paw2k | 146 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | frog | 143 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Winnie the Xi | 99 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Peachy Fruit Cat | 62 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Wietboompje | 49 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Winnie the Xi | +3.34 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | Peachy Fruit Cat | +0.41 | 70 | 58 |
| #3 | frog | +0.39 | 79 | 73 |
| #4 | Deadass22k | -0.99 | 37 | 40 |
| #5 | richrickyc107 | -1.08 | 48 | 41 |





