








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
584 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 601 | 21% |
| Smokes | 614 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 935 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 775 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $330,697 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gnutmi | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | Winnie the Xi | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | frog | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | Peachy Fruit Cat | 48% | 67 |
| #5 | Paw2k | 47% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paw2k | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Deadass22k | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | frog | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Gnutmi | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Winnie the Xi | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frog | 116 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Paw2k | 99 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Peachy Fruit Cat | 74 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Winnie the Xi | 66 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gnutmi | 22 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Winnie the Xi | +3.23 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | Peachy Fruit Cat | +1.81 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | frog | +1.19 | 81 | 74 |
| #4 | Wietboompje | -1.19 | 43 | 50 |
| #5 | Paw2k | -1.41 | 26 | 57 |





