








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,090 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 482 | 23% |
| Smokes | 576 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 510 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 522 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $437,807 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TORCH | 100% | 7 |
| #2 | Speshal Forces | 82% | 11 |
| #3 | 7am | 78% | 49 |
| #4 | girlcuck | 76% | 21 |
| #5 | ☦Geo777☦ | 71% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 7am | 78% | 49 |
| #4 | girlcuck | 76% | 21 |
| #5 | ☦Geo777☦ | 71% | 7 |
| #6 | Pathetic Jon | 70% | 20 |
| #7 | techyyy | 68% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7am | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | techyyy | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Speshal Forces | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7am | 130 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | Pathetic Jon | 123 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #3 | techyyy | 110 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | girlcuck | 64 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | TORCH | 37 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7am | +4.06 | 87 | 65 |
| #2 | Speshal Forces | +3.79 | 75 | 23 |
| #3 | girlcuck | +3.63 | 85 | 56 |
| #4 | ☦Geo777☦ | +3.30 | 73 | 46 |
| #5 | Pathetic Jon | +2.98 | 68 | 78 |





