








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2238 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2400 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1941 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1917 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1924 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,168,820 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | sidark- I play inverted | 46% | 112 |
| #6 | TTVoAvos | 46% | 93 |
| #7 | Archarin | 46% | 114 |
| #8 | Window Licker | 46% | 90 |
| #9 | Waffle House | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Window Licker | 11 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | TTVoAvos | 9 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | sidark- I play inverted | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | LifeSpan | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Archarin | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTVoAvos | 741 | 0.36 | 16 min |
| #2 | Window Licker | 413 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #3 | sidark- I play inverted | 155 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | LifeSpan | 122 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Archarin | 114 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTVoAvos | +2.38 | 61 | 67 |
| #2 | Giraffrey | +1.14 | 46 | 67 |
| #3 | Teflon | +0.52 | 44 | 46 |
| #4 | [G.I.]Flint | +0.00 | 64 | 57 |
| #5 | Window Licker | -0.09 | 83 | 64 |





