








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3792 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,577 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1746 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1634 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1830 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2367 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,425,376 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Giraffrey | 46% | 114 |
| #10 | Teflon | 45% | 40 |
| #11 | Waffle House | 44% | 25 |
| #12 | LifeSpan | 44% | 75 |
| #13 | PurrrpleCrayola | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTVoAvos | 1200 | 0.39 | 26 min |
| #2 | Window Licker | 629 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #3 | Giraffrey | 219 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | KapitanUkraina | 173 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #5 | sidark- I play inverted | 117 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTVoAvos | +2.42 | 59 | 65 |
| #2 | Teflon | +0.55 | 42 | 46 |
| #3 | Giraffrey | +0.53 | 48 | 67 |
| #4 | [G.I.]Flint | +0.51 | 63 | 56 |
| #5 | Papa G | +0.25 | 37 | 64 |





