








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1602 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1591 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 991 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1518 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $211,938 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z0mb1e | 92% | 13 |
| #2 | milf hunter | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | arias | 74% | 39 |
| #4 | Data ❤ | 67% | 15 |
| #5 | Laboom | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Laboom | 63% | 8 |
| #6 | clipnafty | 62% | 21 |
| #7 | 1flow | 61% | 31 |
| #8 | Caprisun | 53% | 15 |
| #9 | xx | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arias | 23 | 0.0296 |
| #2 | clipnafty | 8 | 0.0186 |
| #3 | 1flow | 6 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | xx | 3 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | Data ❤ | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clipnafty | 117 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #2 | Caprisun | 107 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| #3 | 1flow | 71 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | z0mb1e | 66 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #5 | arias | 62 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z0mb1e | +3.02 | 85 | 74 |
| #2 | arias | +2.74 | 87 | 35 |
| #3 | xx | +1.73 | 91 | 25 |
| #4 | 1flow | +1.65 | 92 | 51 |
| #5 | Talen | +1.32 | 94 | 69 |





