








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4974 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,789 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5353 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5283 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3758 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4395 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $867,657 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 326 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EllaGuss88 | 56% | 166 |
| #2 | VillanGames | 54% | 120 |
| #3 | EllaPlays | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | Spawling | 48% | 46 |
| #5 | Invalid | 46% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | VillanGames | 54% | 120 |
| #3 | EllaPlays | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | Spawling | 48% | 46 |
| #5 | Invalid | 46% | 54 |
| #6 | chopazard | 33% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EllaGuss88 | 29 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | EllaPlays | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Invalid | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | VillanGames | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Spawling | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VillanGames | 353 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | EllaGuss88 | 239 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Spawling | 201 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #4 | Invalid | 154 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | EllaPlays | 65 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EllaGuss88 | +3.78 | 84 | 45 |
| #2 | EllaPlays | +2.51 | 70 | 39 |
| #3 | Iqon | +0.85 | 64 | 69 |
| #4 | VillanGames | +0.72 | 69 | 56 |
| #5 | Invalid | +0.15 | 80 | 70 |





