








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1492 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1109 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1199 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 851 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 942 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $236,778 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lowqee | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | EllaGuss88 | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | [EXDr]ChunkV1 | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | Invalid | 59% | 37 |
| #5 | chopazard | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Invalid | 59% | 37 |
| #5 | chopazard | 58% | 19 |
| #6 | spicy_dumpz | 56% | 18 |
| #7 | Iqon | 54% | 50 |
| #8 | Spawling | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spicy_dumpz | 4 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Invalid | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Iqon | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | [EXDr]ChunkV1 | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | EllaGuss88 | 2 | 0.0168 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iqon | 150 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | Invalid | 109 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Spawling | 58 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | [EXDr]ChunkV1 | 34 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | spicy_dumpz | 29 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EllaGuss88 | +5.57 | 90 | 45 |
| #2 | EllaPlays | +3.18 | 69 | 57 |
| #3 | Invalid | +2.20 | 77 | 72 |
| #4 | Iqon | -0.29 | 60 | 62 |
| #5 | spicy_dumpz | -0.53 | 44 | 63 |





