








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2060 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,990 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1802 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1305 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1084 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 799 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $548,579 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iqon | 54% | 120 |
| #2 | Spawling | 49% | 39 |
| #3 | EllaGuss88 | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | chopazard | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | spicy_dumpz | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iqon | 54% | 120 |
| #2 | Spawling | 49% | 39 |
| #3 | EllaGuss88 | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | chopazard | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | spicy_dumpz | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EllaGuss88 | 9 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | Iqon | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Spawling | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | spicy_dumpz | 1 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iqon | 485 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #2 | Spawling | 147 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | EllaGuss88 | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | spicy_dumpz | 22 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | chopazard | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EllaGuss88 | +3.34 | 82 | 44 |
| #2 | Iqon | +1.53 | 66 | 72 |
| #3 | VillanGames | +1.11 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | Spawling | -1.25 | 79 | 52 |
| #5 | spicy_dumpz | -3.22 | 45 | 46 |





