








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,819 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1819 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1681 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2003 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1316 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $545,241 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mgli | 49% | 51 |
| #2 | Skeith | 48% | 27 |
| #3 | Gu3 | 47% | 118 |
| #4 | flank watching isn't baiting btw | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Gu0 | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | flank watching isn't baiting btw | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Gu0 | 43% | 14 |
| #6 | Eddy | 42% | 33 |
| #7 | rowdy | 42% | 36 |
| #8 | grumpyberito5 | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gu3 | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | rowdy | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Eddy | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Gu0 | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gu3 | 195 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | mgli | 189 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | rowdy | 120 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Skeith | 98 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | grumpyberito5 | 41 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flank watching isn't baiting btw | +2.36 | 39 | 52 |
| #2 | Skeith | +1.96 | 88 | 60 |
| #3 | Gu3 | +1.40 | 84 | 57 |
| #4 | rowdy | +0.43 | 71 | 73 |
| #5 | Gu0 | +0.12 | 77 | 55 |





