








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 184 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1387 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1671 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1853 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1700 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $458,250 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pan Paweł | 58% | 214 |
| #2 | Ralphiee | 56% | 158 |
| #3 | Fëanor | 55% | 195 |
| #4 | panicz wua. [t] | 55% | 159 |
| #5 | mordziaty | 49% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pan Paweł | 58% | 214 |
| #2 | Ralphiee | 56% | 158 |
| #3 | Fëanor | 55% | 195 |
| #4 | panicz wua. [t] | 55% | 159 |
| #5 | mordziaty | 49% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pan Paweł | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | panicz wua. [t] | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Ralphiee | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pan Paweł | 697 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | Fëanor | 608 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #3 | panicz wua. [t] | 233 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ralphiee | 218 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | mordziaty | 65 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fëanor | +1.78 | 79 | 73 |
| #2 | Pan Paweł | +0.93 | 70 | 69 |
| #3 | panicz wua. [t] | +0.46 | 70 | 60 |
| #4 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | -0.00 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | mordziaty | -0.86 | 51 | 56 |





