








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 409 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 191 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
2780 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2714 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2942 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2733 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2740 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $499,130 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pan Paweł | 56% | 208 |
| #2 | panicz wua. [t] | 56% | 165 |
| #3 | Ralphiee | 55% | 157 |
| #4 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | 55% | 195 |
| #5 | mordziaty | 51% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pan Paweł | 56% | 208 |
| #2 | panicz wua. [t] | 56% | 165 |
| #3 | Ralphiee | 55% | 157 |
| #4 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | 55% | 195 |
| #5 | mordziaty | 51% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | panicz wua. [t] | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | Ralphiee | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Pan Paweł | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pan Paweł | 668 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | panicz wua. [t] | 249 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | 221 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ralphiee | 215 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | mordziaty | 60 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fëanor | +2.04 | 79 | 73 |
| #2 | Pan Paweł | +0.96 | 71 | 69 |
| #3 | panicz wua. [t] | +0.48 | 70 | 58 |
| #4 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | +0.02 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | mordziaty | -0.67 | 52 | 55 |





