








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 170 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1742 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1534 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2207 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1338 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1972 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $706,134 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | panicz wua. [t] | 58% | 128 |
| #2 | Pan Paweł | 58% | 180 |
| #3 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | 56% | 158 |
| #4 | Fëanor | 55% | 157 |
| #5 | mordziaty | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | panicz wua. [t] | 58% | 128 |
| #2 | Pan Paweł | 58% | 180 |
| #3 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | 56% | 158 |
| #4 | Fëanor | 55% | 157 |
| #5 | mordziaty | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pan Paweł | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | panicz wua. [t] | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pan Paweł | 584 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | Fëanor | 476 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | 185 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | panicz wua. [t] | 180 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | mordziaty | 50 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fëanor | +2.30 | 80 | 73 |
| #2 | Pan Paweł | +1.38 | 74 | 68 |
| #3 | panicz wua. [t] | +0.36 | 69 | 59 |
| #4 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | -0.17 | 72 | 62 |
| #5 | mordziaty | -0.73 | 50 | 59 |





