








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 176 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2170 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,250 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1853 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2236 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2813 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2348 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $410,367 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ralphiee | 58% | 128 |
| #3 | Pan Paweł | 56% | 183 |
| #4 | Fëanor | 56% | 165 |
| #5 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | 55% | 159 |
| #6 | mordziaty | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ralphiee | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Pan Paweł | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pan Paweł | 618 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | Fëanor | 505 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | 197 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ralphiee | 185 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | mordziaty | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fëanor | +2.02 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | Pan Paweł | +0.98 | 67 | 70 |
| #3 | panicz wua. [t] | +0.83 | 71 | 59 |
| #4 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | -0.04 | 70 | 64 |
| #5 | mordziaty | -0.71 | 59 | 52 |





