








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 77 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 368 | 16% |
| Smokes | 603 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 639 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 708 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $180,769 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fëanor | 51% | 71 |
| #2 | Pan Paweł | 50% | 72 |
| #3 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | 49% | 68 |
| #4 | panicz wua. [t] | 47% | 45 |
| #5 | Ralphiee | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fëanor | 51% | 71 |
| #2 | Pan Paweł | 50% | 72 |
| #3 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | 49% | 68 |
| #4 | panicz wua. [t] | 47% | 45 |
| #5 | Ralphiee | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ralphiee | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pan Paweł | 215 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | Fëanor | 209 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | 92 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | panicz wua. [t] | 73 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ralphiee | 41 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fëanor | +0.92 | 79 | 74 |
| #2 | Pan Paweł | +0.84 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | panicz wua. [t] | +0.39 | 72 | 61 |
| #4 | Yokiikarit aktivoitu! | +0.38 | 74 | 68 |
| #5 | mordziaty | -0.65 | 53 | 55 |





