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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 301 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2504 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,304 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 773 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1810 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2502 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2219 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $932,134 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robert [Love Hotel Band] | 303 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Treffnicht0 | 289 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #3 | fyre | 276 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | kry | 275 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #5 | Mordock | 152 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kry | +8.48 | 92 | 66 |
| #2 | fyre | +6.32 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | J1mple | +4.64 | 54 | 31 |
| #4 | Mordock | +3.17 | 35 | 57 |
| #5 | Nils H | +2.95 | 62 | 74 |





