








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2523 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1190 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2177 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1843 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 767 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $940,773 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Balutschi | 48% | 27 |
| #9 | Potti | 48% | 119 |
| #10 | TaranTimo | 47% | 123 |
| #11 | Klebermeister | 46% | 24 |
| #12 | Mathmos85 | 40% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RehMitWarnweste | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Potti | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Mathmos85 | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | qolambo | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | MAYOR_23 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RehMitWarnweste | 377 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | qolambo | 256 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | MAYOR_23 | 254 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Mathmos85 | 249 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | TaranTimo | 144 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potti | +1.22 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | salkiN | +1.00 | 82 | 50 |
| #3 | Juicy_L | +0.74 | 85 | 59 |
| #4 | qolambo | +0.72 | 59 | 60 |
| #5 | RehMitWarnweste | +0.40 | 40 | 73 |





