








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2444 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1571 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2205 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1261 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $477,607 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Klebermeister | 48% | 27 |
| #12 | megamasi | 48% | 21 |
| #13 | Juicy_L | 47% | 72 |
| #14 | Mathmos85 | 47% | 43 |
| #15 | Balutschi | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RehMitWarnweste | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | qolambo | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | salkiN | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | TaranTimo | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Mathmos85 | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RehMitWarnweste | 296 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | qolambo | 251 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Juicy_L | 119 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mathmos85 | 95 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | TaranTimo | 88 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ackm | +3.55 | 92 | 39 |
| #2 | RehMitWarnweste | +1.77 | 39 | 68 |
| #3 | qolambo | +1.62 | 60 | 60 |
| #4 | salkiN | +1.35 | 82 | 50 |
| #5 | Potti | +0.93 | 75 | 53 |





