








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,294 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3864 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2933 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1580 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1917 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $847,112 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1051 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oreosss | 67% | 107 |
| #2 | wist | 64% | 28 |
| #3 | 8man | 64% | 33 |
| #4 | Shrinkem | 58% | 144 |
| #5 | Kiss♡SisLover | 56% | 234 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WeWeWe | 28 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Kiss♡SisLover | 26 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Ruthless | 23 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Shrinkem | 22 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | wist | 12 | 0.0219 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiss♡SisLover | 774 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | oreosss | 428 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #3 | Ruthless | 426 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | Shrinkem | 368 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | 8man | 192 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oreosss | +4.42 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | 8man | +3.77 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | jHeck | +3.49 | 86 | 51 |
| #4 | wist | +0.71 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | Ruthless | +0.57 | 72 | 50 |





