








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3924 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2886 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2484 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3219 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $567,198 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZephyrBit | 30 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | Shrinkem | 24 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | oreosss | 18 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Ruthless | 14 | 0.0114 |
| #5 | Weirmire | 13 | 0.0100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oreosss | 817 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #2 | ZephyrBit | 445 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Feelio | 315 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | TheLilGeneral | 282 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Shrinkem | 222 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oreosss | +5.31 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | 8man | +5.04 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | jHeck | +1.90 | 84 | 42 |
| #4 | ZephyrBit | +1.07 | 60 | 54 |
| #5 | Ruthless | +0.07 | 66 | 55 |





