








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 405 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2946 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,082 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3245 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2648 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2777 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2412 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $349,200 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Rick | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | CRZISONFIRE | 59% | 78 |
| #3 | smts y opp jst hvng a rly gd day | 58% | 109 |
| #4 | Bruce Twarcen | 57% | 180 |
| #5 | BOT Tr1cK | 57% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Tr1cK | 16 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | ^fr0p | 12 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Bruce Twarcen | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | smts y opp jst hvng a rly gd day | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Jokn 3 | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Tr1cK | 400 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | smts y opp jst hvng a rly gd day | 316 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Jokn 3 | 312 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | ^fr0p | 298 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | Bruce Twarcen | 170 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | >drunK² | +2.63 | 70 | 62 |
| #2 | BOT Rick | +2.41 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | CRZISONFIRE | +0.93 | 62 | 52 |
| #4 | BOT Tr1cK | +0.78 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | ^fr0p | +0.21 | 59 | 59 |





