








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4921 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2052 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2563 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2920 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3658 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,442,287 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Rick | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | >drunK² | 57% | 180 |
| #3 | CRZISONFIRE | 50% | 147 |
| #4 | smts y opp jst hvng a rly gd day | 49% | 146 |
| #5 | ^fr0p | 48% | 262 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | CRZISONFIRE | 50% | 147 |
| #4 | smts y opp jst hvng a rly gd day | 49% | 146 |
| #5 | ^fr0p | 48% | 262 |
| #6 | BOT Tr1cK | 47% | 158 |
| #7 | Jokn 3 | 43% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^fr0p | 20 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | >drunK² | 19 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | BOT Tr1cK | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | smts y opp jst hvng a rly gd day | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | CRZISONFIRE | 6 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | >drunK² | 592 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | ^fr0p | 474 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | BOT Tr1cK | 473 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | smts y opp jst hvng a rly gd day | 445 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #5 | Jokn 3 | 299 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | >drunK² | +2.60 | 73 | 63 |
| #2 | BOT Tr1cK | +1.09 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | CRZISONFIRE | +0.81 | 59 | 54 |
| #4 | ^fr0p | +0.45 | 59 | 61 |
| #5 | BOT Rick | +0.25 | 67 | 59 |





