








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2363 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2815 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3630 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3166 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,268,624 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 265 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Rick | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | >drunK² | 56% | 165 |
| #3 | CRZISONFIRE | 51% | 181 |
| #4 | BOT Tr1cK | 49% | 157 |
| #5 | Bruce Twarcen | 48% | 262 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | >drunK² | 14 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Bruce Twarcen | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | BOT Tr1cK | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | CRZISONFIRE | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | smts y opp jst hvng a rly gd day | 7 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | >drunK² | 540 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | BOT Tr1cK | 460 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Jokn 3 | 426 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | smts y opp jst hvng a rly gd day | 408 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | CRZISONFIRE | 243 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | >drunK² | +2.93 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | CRZISONFIRE | +0.90 | 59 | 54 |
| #3 | BOT Rick | +0.74 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | ^fr0p | +0.45 | 59 | 61 |
| #5 | BOT Tr1cK | +0.42 | 67 | 57 |





