








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3282 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,031 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1872 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1352 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2025 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2782 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,284,802 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Rick | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | >drunK² | 59% | 78 |
| #3 | BOT Tr1cK | 53% | 99 |
| #4 | ^fr0p | 51% | 181 |
| #5 | smts y opp jst hvng a rly gd day | 51% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^fr0p | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | BOT Tr1cK | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Bruce Twarcen | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | smts y opp jst hvng a rly gd day | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | >drunK² | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Tr1cK | 341 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | smts y opp jst hvng a rly gd day | 321 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | ^fr0p | 312 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | Jokn 3 | 266 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | >drunK² | 263 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | >drunK² | +2.38 | 67 | 60 |
| #2 | CRZISONFIRE | +1.50 | 61 | 51 |
| #3 | BOT Rick | +1.34 | 68 | 54 |
| #4 | ^fr0p | +0.46 | 57 | 66 |
| #5 | BOT Tr1cK | +0.26 | 62 | 61 |





