








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 102 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4418 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2854 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1790 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 928 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2355 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,472,891 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chike Pike | 15 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | ✦whoda✦ | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Monkey Business | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Shart | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Deathlight Twinkle | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shart | 779 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | ✦whoda✦ | 374 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | Deathlight Twinkle | 333 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | Monkey Business | 197 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Chike Pike | 180 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✦whoda✦ | +4.95 | 92 | 64 |
| #2 | olly | +2.61 | 86 | 51 |
| #3 | Monkey Business | +0.52 | 58 | 43 |
| #4 | Chike Pike | +0.44 | 55 | 40 |
| #5 | Shart | +0.06 | 71 | 52 |





