








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2854 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2024 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2457 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1948 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,100,257 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tropex | 68% | 41 |
| #2 | 6LACKY | 63% | 48 |
| #3 | Soikka | 62% | 139 |
| #4 | fee | 61% | 137 |
| #5 | sankz | 60% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soikka | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | vesinokkaeläin | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Antonio | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | öge | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | sankz | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fee | 620 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #2 | Soikka | 510 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #3 | sankz | 334 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | Antonio | 253 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | öge | 236 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fee | +2.61 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | tropex | +2.47 | 87 | 69 |
| #3 | Soikka | +1.50 | 78 | 72 |
| #4 | sankz | +0.95 | 85 | 67 |
| #5 | Bri- | +0.62 | 71 | 57 |





