








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 478 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 314 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 262 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 146 matches | ||
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




150 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15825 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17291 | 34% |
| Smokes | 12090 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 10387 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 11607 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,446,662 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3629 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | öge | 63% | 347 |
| #2 | sankz | 62% | 424 |
| #3 | tropex | 62% | 283 |
| #4 | Bri- | 62% | 139 |
| #5 | fee | 62% | 828 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | vesinokkaeläin | 61% | 186 |
| #7 | BigBicepsLittleTriceps | 58% | 90 |
| #8 | Antonio | 54% | 253 |
| #9 | 6LACKY | 51% | 167 |
| #10 | CS RONALDO | 45% | 216 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fee | 30 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | CS RONALDO | 23 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | öge | 19 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | 6LACKY | 16 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | vesinokkaeläin | 14 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fee | 3461 | 0.22 | 97 min |
| #2 | sankz | 1316 | 0.16 | 35 min |
| #3 | öge | 1251 | 0.19 | 30 min |
| #4 | tropex | 797 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #5 | CS RONALDO | 497 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fee | +2.61 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | Soikka | +2.33 | 79 | 71 |
| #3 | tropex | +1.91 | 83 | 69 |
| #4 | öge | +0.80 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | sankz | +0.57 | 86 | 65 |





