








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 718 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4641 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5140 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3359 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2040 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3761 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,957,765 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 942 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | öge | 63% | 111 |
| #2 | fee | 63% | 220 |
| #3 | Soikka | 61% | 186 |
| #4 | Antonio | 59% | 71 |
| #5 | Kapybara | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | N3xtSt3p | 49% | 77 |
| #12 | Jaakko | 48% | 67 |
| #13 | CS RONALDO | 47% | 38 |
| #14 | Ruoverehurja TJ ∞ csgoroll.com | 46% | 26 |
| #15 | 6LACKY | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigBicepsLittleTriceps | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Ruoverehurja TJ ∞ csgoroll.com | 8 | 0.0151 |
| #3 | Soikka | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | öge | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | fee | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fee | 860 | 0.21 | 27 min |
| #2 | Soikka | 579 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #3 | öge | 400 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #4 | sankz | 346 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | Jaakko | 242 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fee | +3.31 | 84 | 76 |
| #2 | Soikka | +2.59 | 79 | 75 |
| #3 | Kapybara | +1.77 | 69 | 75 |
| #4 | öge | +1.27 | 73 | 65 |
| #5 | skidd0 | +1.25 | 47 | 70 |





