








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 133 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7618 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,405 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7331 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6199 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4707 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6168 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,147,623 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | öge | 63% | 217 |
| #2 | Soikka | 62% | 424 |
| #3 | tropex | 62% | 119 |
| #4 | fee | 61% | 397 |
| #5 | Bri- | 60% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 6LACKY | 58% | 81 |
| #7 | BigBicepsLittleTriceps | 58% | 38 |
| #8 | vesinokkaeläin | 56% | 115 |
| #9 | Antonio | 51% | 158 |
| #10 | CS RONALDO | 47% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soikka | 16 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | öge | 13 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | fee | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Antonio | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | vesinokkaeläin | 6 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fee | 1590 | 0.21 | 42 min |
| #2 | Soikka | 1390 | 0.17 | 40 min |
| #3 | öge | 811 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #4 | tropex | 332 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | vesinokkaeläin | 301 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fee | +2.86 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | Soikka | +1.77 | 78 | 72 |
| #3 | tropex | +1.57 | 82 | 72 |
| #4 | sankz | +0.81 | 87 | 65 |
| #5 | öge | +0.69 | 75 | 62 |





