








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1076 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,325 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 864 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1350 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 789 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1322 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $309,521 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mind cntrl | 100% | 7 |
| #2 | phyzic | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | Thelostluck | 83% | 6 |
| #4 | Kaztro is rws | 78% | 9 |
| #5 | Na9mús | 78% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | phyziC | 50% | 20 |
| #17 | KO!" | 47% | 17 |
| #18 | Andri`` | 43% | 7 |
| #19 | Smariz | 40% | 10 |
| #20 | eMbo | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bullisull | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mind cntrl | +4.29 | 89 | 84 |
| #2 | DEJJSAN is rws | +3.83 | 76 | 77 |
| #3 | Na9mús | +3.03 | 93 | 68 |
| #4 | Thelostluck | +2.74 | 53 | 78 |
| #5 | HODGY♛ | +2.40 | 69 | 71 |





