








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 144 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1186 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1350 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1179 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1107 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $637,510 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gotti | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | eMbo | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | LONGBOGHINI | 68% | 19 |
| #4 | Blóm | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | 333 Kirby | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Loggee | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | kusturinn | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | MorningstaR | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kusturinn | 116 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | mind cntrl | 94 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | LONGBOGHINI | 89 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | 333 Kirby | 65 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | MorningstaR | 51 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 333 Kirby | +3.65 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | mind cntrl | +3.22 | 90 | 76 |
| #3 | dk | +1.04 | 57 | 70 |
| #4 | LONGBOGHINI | +0.87 | 65 | 66 |
| #5 | gústi | +0.67 | 67 | 65 |





