








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 459 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 136 matches | ||
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3419 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3468 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2899 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3450 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3028 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $830,851 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | BaraSara | 46% | 37 |
| #9 | Siu | 46% | 24 |
| #10 | -SoDY- | 43% | 30 |
| #11 | LeXmaskinen | 35% | 17 |
| #12 | TEsA | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nutella.com | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | -SoDY- | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | TEsA | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | LeXmaskinen | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | BaraSara | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayy | +4.76 | 68 | 78 |
| #2 | HODGY♛ | +1.23 | 73 | 74 |
| #3 | ribéry soldier of islam | +1.10 | 70 | 67 |
| #4 | bNi- | +0.44 | 77 | 55 |
| #5 | TEsA | +0.21 | 53 | 78 |





