








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
653 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 517 | 24% |
| Smokes | 588 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 539 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 468 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $214,694 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nylondór | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | Na9mús | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | phyziC | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | dk | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | elec7r0 | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | LitliDorri | 31% | 13 |
| #11 | Jóla Øystein Aarseth | 30% | 10 |
| #12 | Andri`` | 22% | 9 |
| #13 | g1mp | 20% | 5 |
| #14 | Smariz | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LitliDorri | 1 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Jóla Brói | 1 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Na9mús | +2.59 | 89 | 68 |
| #2 | nylondór | +1.86 | 73 | 53 |
| #3 | dk | +0.57 | 52 | 74 |
| #4 | Andri`` | +0.27 | 72 | 60 |
| #5 | phyziC | -0.12 | 51 | 54 |





